Mkat

"WHY CANT OLD PEOPLE JUST DIE ALREADY?!"

-Mkat, 2020

About
Mkat, Mkat620, or Milo, is some dude Koopa hates for literally no reason. He's usually found at his house, either playing games or making music. He usually has no weapon, but rarely wields a Netherite hoe or any nearby blunt object, and is known to use magical spells. He has an unhealthy, yet passionate addiction to energy drinks. It is currently unknown if Mkat is good or evil. Some speculate that he's both. When not at his house, Mkat is usually seen hanging out with his friends, and rarely, he is seen committing a mass genocide. However, these genocides are perfectly lawful for an unknown reason.

His closest friends include but is not limited to Jace, Koopa, Tay (Beean), Kim, and "other IRL friends."

Appearance
Mkat wears a bright green hoodie, with checkerboards on his sleeves that represent missing textures. He has brown hair with a short ahoge that reacts to his emotions. He wears dark purple-blue jeans and dark grey shoes. On the back of his hoodie is a magenta square with a black outline, with a black "M" in the middle. Additionally, he has hazel eyes, but it is very rarely seen due to Mkat's dumb drawing style.

Other Versions
Mkat has countless versions of himself. Some examples are Poor Mkat, FemKat, Mkat Sephiroth, Costco Mkat, and the most famous, Nkat (NegaMkat). All these versions of Mkat are found literally anywhere. They can be found on Earth, Mars, the Milky Way, you name it. They have been detected everywhere in the observable universe. The first alternate version of Mkat (Other than Nkat) was Poor Mkat, the badly drawn one in a wheelchair.

Debit Card Information
16-digit number: 6969 0420 0620 6666

Expiration: Trovember 2023

CVV: 621

Name on card: Mkat D 620

Bank provider: Wells Fargo 2: Monopolies Return

Trivia

 * Go Pico, yeah yea, Go Pico, Oh!
 * Mkat has his own original version of Megalovania that plays in a fight against him. Its name is KATALOVANIA.
 * Mkat's facial features can extend past the boundaries of his head. It's how he's able to make his signature "HOLY FUCK" face.
 * It is speculated that Mkat has the ability to activate the Emergency Alert System at will, with Nkat's help. However, this hasn't been confirmed.
 * Mkat is 24% gay. However, he still prefers females. But, if his total gayness were to increase to 25%, he'd be classified as bisexual. Mkat has said that his total gayness physically cannot go any higher, at least permanently.
 * An example of this is his total gayness raising to 100% whenever Msky is around; a defense mechanism.
 * Mkat has full access to The Nether, and quite possibly The End.
 * Mkat claims that his relationship status of "single" is indefinite. This is probably true.
 * Oo ee, oo aa aa, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.
 * Aside from 620, Mkat seems to also like the number 532 for some reason. Additionally, 238 is his unlucky number.
 * Mkat is a universe-wide phenomenon, and is very, very well known. There is propaganda of him everywhere, and new versions of him are made almost every day, much to his friend Tay's dismay.
 * Since Mkat was born at the same time of the beginning of the universe, he was technically born in every place at once since the universe was once smaller than him, even if only for less than a second.
 * It is speculated that one of Mkat's closest friends, Jace, has a crush on him.
 * Mkat does not drop down when he reaches 0 HP, but instead has a 50% chance to either weaken or strengthen, due to his luck being 500. However, Mkat does truly drop if his HP reaches -999. Some have claimed to see his VHP at -1 with him still alive, but this hasn't been confirmed.
 * Mkat claims to be forgiving and unable to hate someone, but in episode 12, he is shown to have a deep and explosive hatred for someone with an A in their name.
 * Mkat has a max queue of 9 mass genocides, and legally cannot add another until he has committed one. However, due to excessive amounts of anger from games like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and Splatoon 2, as well as his friends not ranking his favorite ships top tier, he has added 93 more to his queue.
 * Because of this, the FBI, CIA, NASA, Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Valve, Image-Line, Meta, Twitter, and the local police have a bounty on him.
 * In many cases, Mkat has been compared to Jesus.